Fixie Jingle

I am not a hipster.  My fixie is a mountain bike and it is doo-doo brown and beat up.

Tis' the season for fools folly,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Fixie mountain biking oh gee golly,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Hit a stump and bust your rump,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la, la, la
Get back on and don't be a grump,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la!