Thoughts While Riding in the Rain

1) This is fun!
2) I should have bought a waterproof helmet cover (shower cap).
3) Keep your mouth closed.
4) The road spray has a motor oil head followed by an antifreeze finish.
5) I should have bought waterproof gloves.
6) I'm cold, but this is still fun.
7) Wool socks don't actually stay warm when wet.
8) Gears suck.
9) I can't feel my hands or feet and my jaw hurts from shivering. This is fun.
10) I hope there is whiskey at the Finishline.