Podium Girl Thoughts

Ever wonder what the podium girls think when race winners swing their dead carcass funky arms over their heads and wait for their victory kiss? 1) I need to go wash my mouth. 2) Did he smell homeless before the race, because now he smells like the kid who jumped in the crapper in Slumdog Millionaire. 3) I think he deficated on himself at least twice. 4)Purging will be easy after this. I won't need to wash my hand. 5) I'm going to get a desk job. 6) ???